Monday, April 25, 2011

Holly's Blanket Woes

I am Holly and I've decided to take over my blog because my mom is a slacker.  Really.  She has been very busy doing selfish things of her own and not paying attention to my own blog!  The nerve.  She suddenly got this big idea about about cleaning things out of this house.  She has been doing laundry, gathering up old scanners, printers and stupid stuff like that and is taking them to the Goodwill or at least that is what I heard her say.  The bad part is she threw my old blankets away!!!  I've had them for my entire life and what is wrong with a few million dog furs on them and holes in them anyway?  Nothing! They were very comfortable and just the way I wanted them.   I saw her throw them in big black bags and put them in the very big container at the end of the yard.  That's where the monster truck comes every week and takes the contents of it far away to another land!  She went out and got me a new blanket that has paw prints on it.  I hate it.   I refuse to get on my couch.  How dare she!!  I wonder how she would feel if I threw away her pillows on her bed and replaced them with boards? 

I thought for a second that things were okay Saturday when she got home.  She actually went out and bought me a new toy.  It's a very  long fox that is probably a hundred miles long and I loved it until she stole my old blankets today and put them in the garbage.   Things will never be the same again and this floor is so very hard but I will not give in and sleep on that couch again! 

Here are some pictures that the mean woman took of me and Blue.  We live in "Dandelion Fields" here....the grass was just mowed but it grows a few feet every single day because of the rains.   I don't care about the rain because it makes mud and I love to track it inside the house.  I think it gives a nice touch to this old place. 

Does anyone have any suggestions on what I should do about my blankets or where I can sleep now?  I will not get on that couch with that stupid paw print blanket ever!


My new fox that is so very long.  I liked it yesterday until the mean woman stole my blankets.


I'm thinking about my next move away from here!


I went outside for awhile and it was really hot and humid.  The mean woman said I need to lose ten pounds now because I look like a tanker.
  I don't know what a tanker looks like but I thought it sounded like a 
very rude remark.  That's my fur....lots of fur!!


Waiting for Blue.....I need to have a chat.  Maybe I can move over there.


Blue!!!!  Come out, come out!!!


Good grief, the sun is in my eyes!  You would think I could at least have some sunglasses.


Yea!!!  It's Blue!!



I am so happy to see you....I have a major problem here!!



"Blue here...Holly I am so sorry....I have to lay down on that one.  I can't believe that has happened to your sleeping arrangement.  You can always come over here." 
"Thanks Blue....I knew I could count on you!"

Have a Great Day!
Lots of Love to All!!

38 comments:

Cheyenne -Millie said...

I am sorry about your blankets! Humans can be so strange! They thinks what we like is something they like! What do they know!?! Right now I have been putting all my furs all over the big red couch cover... I heard my mom's thoughts today! That couch cover must be cleaned and washed soon!

Princess Jasmine said...

Oooh poor Holly. I bet your were very attached to your blanket. But hey paw print blankets aren't so bad,honest. I have one and its every so cuddly wuddly. I think you need to give it a try. You need to make it yours and add some furs to it. Once you have done that it will be much better,honest. Lots of hugs :)xx

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

You NEED to put muddy paw prints on that new blanket!

That was a mean trick.

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

Duke said...

How awful about your most precious blankies, Holly! We think once you get some mud on them it will be okay to sleep on them!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Adien Crafts said...

Well, the cheek of it, these humans just take over sometimes. If it was us we'd drag the new one outside, roll around on it a bit,drag itthrough some mud and then take it back indoors, if you can find some foxes *** to roll in that's an even better smell! Dex & Lou x

Rocky Creek Scotties and Rocky Creek Ramblings said...

There's something in the air in Virginia - our Mom has been fluffing and tossing and talking about painting the doors - we like the way they look - all scratched up!! What is up with that??

XOXO
Lilly, Piper, Carrleigh, Ruairi and The Sweet Babes

Unknown said...

Dear Holly, I'm so sorry to hear about your old blanket being replaced by a new one with paw prints but I can tell you that if you give it a chance, you will find it's as good as the old blankie or it might be even better and it is more comfy!!! Trust me!!!

Angels Amber and Max DaWeenie and Mom said...

Holly, I tink dat you should moves into your Mom's bed, and digs up a nice piles of blankets, pillows, and anyting else dat you can finds. Let Mom have da new paw blankie. If dat don't work, you can's move down here wit us. Rusty would be dancin wit joy if you was here.

Brian's Home Blog said...

Oh no, not your best blankie! Breaking is something new is such hard work!!!

Remington said...

Oh my dear friend! That is awful! Beth said something about really cleaning things up around here....I better keep my eyes on her at all times!

Pup Fan said...

Aw... maybe you'll learn to love the new blanket!

3 doxies said...

Oh girl, I knows your pain all too well! My mum bought me a cheap blankie and I hated it soooooooo bad. It just sits theres collecting dust now.

I don't knows why hoomans go on these cleaning kicks.

Puddles

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

We understand, Holly. We don't like it when Mom washes our blankets. But maybe if you take a bunch of your toys and especially that new fox, and you roll all over that new blanket with them, you will make it smell just like the old ones. Maybe even add some muddy pawprints to it. Hope that helps.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Angel Ginger Jasper said...

Oh dear thats a mean thing your mum did , but I bet when you have had time to think about it that you can put your mark on the new one and start to use it. Hugs GJ x

Unknown said...

Holly, I was with you mama when she bought you that nice new blankey! I promise you'll like it once you get some new and personal smells on it. Enjoyed seeing you Saturday!

Love
Auntie Gwen

Marg said...

That is just awful Holly that she threw your blankets away. I would just go hop on Mom's bed. Or maybe you can chew on the new blanket a little bit and roll around on it so it has some holes and smells like you. Take care Holly and I hope things get better for you.

Stella said...

Here's an idea, Holly! Why not pack up that new bankie and send it on to the The Thundering Herd. There is six of those guys and they could break in your new bankie in no time flat. Have it smelling like a million for you! Bet you could get it back within a week and smell good? You can't even imagine how good.

Kisses,
Stella

My Mind's Eye said...

Holly that was a very scary story...what in the world possessed your Mom to toss our your blankies? I mean you were still using them right? I say give her demerits and don't wag your tail for at least an entire day! Glad to know you have a good friend next door.
Hugs Madi

Oskar said...

Oh noes, doesn't she know how attached we become to our things. She tried to pull one over on you with the cool fox thing, but her trick didn't work. I'm pretty sure that the Tanker remark put it right over the top!

You can come here if you like.

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar

Kari in Alaska said...

That was mean of your mommy!

Kari
http://dogisgodinreverse.com

Sagira said...

Sorry to hear about your blankets Holly.
Oh my gosh, what happy to baby Blue? He is SO big now.

The Daily Pip said...

Sorry about your blankets, but at least you had some time outside! I love the chimes on your blog.

Your pal, Pip

TimberLove said...

well! I'd yack on the couch and then refuse to eat for 24 hours...It'd serve her right bol!

RA

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Oh that tail!!!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

MB (Embee Cavaliers) said...

Holly you are welcome to come live with us and have all the blankets you wish! Mylee can relate to the tanker comment. Around here she is known as chunky munky. You are beautiful the way you are and your feathering and fur is gorgeous!

Peggy Frezon said...

If you are like Kelly, under all that fur you are slim!
Sorry about your blankies. Maybe use one of mom's nice fuzzy sweaters to sleep on instead.

Amber-Mae said...

Holly, that's a nice toy & your fur looks so long & lovely in those pictures! Very nice!

George said...

Sorry to hear about you blanket problems, its good to know Blue will help. Mom had no right chucking them away! what was she thinking about!
Have a good week
See Yea George xxx

Anonymous said...

WHAT? She STOLE your blankies and threw them away? Oh, Holly, that is just the terriblest thing I ever heard! Poor you. But, well, I think you might as well go ahead and TRY to sleep on that new blankie cuz I think once that big truck picks up your stuff, they never ever bring it back.

STay strong, my furend. This too shall pass.

Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie

Anna the GSD said...

I'd totally steal her blankets...or some socks...or underpants, whatever you need to get the point across!!!

Viva la blanket resistance!!

Beyond the Dog Dish said...

OK I totally get the "get your mitts off my nicely scented stuff Mom" comment! We work so hard to ripen them just so. But I have to comment you have one very pretty, flashy collar! Love it!

KB said...

Oh, poor Holly. What a horrid thing for your mom to do. It looks like Blue is a good buddy. Talk with him about it. Maybe if you lie on your new blankie just a little bit, it'll get fur on it and holes in it, and then you'll like it. Just a thought!

Anonymous said...

Oh, Holly we are so sorry your mom threw away your blankies. Mumsy hasn't thrown away any of Chancy's blankies but she did toss a toy once that she thought was a danger to Chancy and he has never forgiven her for it. That was over a year ago.

Maybe you can rub all over that new blankie a little each day and eventually grow to like it. We know your mom thought she was making things better for you.

We leave you lots of feel better hugs and nose kisses.

Anonymous said...

Dear Holly,

I think you might have grounds for a big lawsuit against your Mama. You need to get a big time lawyer like Johnnie Dogran or somebody? You might even get lucky and get on The Judge Judy TV Show! :-)

♥ Sallie said...

Poor Holly!

We will sit and think about this too. :)

Great tunes!

Hugs,

♥ Sallie said...

Poor Holly!

We will sit and think about this too. :)

Great tunes!

Hugs,

Scout and Freyja said...

Oh, Holly, I am so furry sorry that your momma took your blankies away from her. You must be kind to her, Holly, she's only human - and flawed.

FiveSibesMom said...

So sorry about your blankets!!! The FiveSibes have been whispering something about stealing the Hu-parent's blanket and making it your own...????

PS - we love your fur and think you look beautiful just the way you are!

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